Crochet Pattern · Absolute Beginner
The Cheeky Book Thong
A 10-minute crochet gag gift that's funnier in person than it sounds in the title.
- Finishes in under 15 minutes — perfect scrap-yarn project
- The gift that gets a photo sent to the group chat
- Beginner stitches only — chain, single crochet, done
- Sells itself at craft fairs and White Elephant parties
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The Details
Why You’ll Love Making This
A funny, functional crochet bookmark shaped like a tiny pair of undies, with a long string that marks your page and loops around the cover. Worked completely flat in simple rows — a beginner can finish it in under an hour. A cheeky little gift.
What’s Included
- — Written pattern (US terms)
- — Photo reference
Frequently Asked
Is this actually appropriate as a gift?
It's cheeky, not explicit — a novelty item, perfect for white elephant exchanges and book-club gag gifts.
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